ofa.] In the country.
ALGERNON What on earth do you do there?
JACK [Pulling off his gloves.] When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.
ALGERNON And who are the people you amuse?
JACK [Airily.] Oh, neighbours, neighbours.
ALGERNON Got nice neighbours in your part of Shropshire?
JACK Perfectly horrid! Never speak to one of them.
ALGERNON How immensely you must amuse them! [Goes over and takes sandwich.] By the way, Shropshire is your county, is it not?
JACK Eh? Shropshire? Yes, of course. Hallo! Why all these cups? Why cucumber sandwiches? Why such reckless extravagance in one so young? Who is coming to tea?
ALGERNON Oh! merely Aunt Augusta and Gwendolen.
JACK How perfectly delightful!
ALGERNON Yes, that is all very well; but I am afraid Aunt Augusta won't quite approve of your being here.
JACK May I ask why?
ALGERNON My dear fellow, the way you flirt with Gwendolen is perfectly disgraceful. It is almost as bad as the way Gwendolen flirts with you.
JACK I am in love with Gwendolen. I have come up to town expressly to propose to her.
ALGERNON I thought you had come up for pleasure? . . . I call that business.
JACK How utterly unromantic you are!
ALGERNON I really don't see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I'll certainly try to forget the fact.
JACK I have no doubt about that, dear Algy. The Divorce Court was specially invented for people whose memories are so curiously constituted.
ALGERNON Oh! there is no use speculating on that subject. Divorces are made in Heaven - [JACK puts out his hand to take a sandwich. ALGERNON at once interferes.] Please don't touch the cucumber sandwiches. They are ordered specially for Aunt Augusta. [Takes one and eats it.]
JACK Well, you have been eating them all the time.
ALGERNON That is quite a different matter. She is my aunt. [Takes plate from below.] Have some bread and butter. The bread and butter is for Gwendolen. Gwendolen is devoted to bread and butter.
JACK [Advancing to table and helping himself.] And very good bread and butter it is too.
ALGERNON Well, my dear fellow, you need not eat as if you were going to eat it all. You behave as if you were married to her already. You are not married to her already, and I don't think you ever will be.
JACK Why on earth do you say that?
ALGERNON Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
JACK Oh, that is nonsense!
ALGERNON It isn't. It is a great truth. It accounts for the extraordinary number of bachelors that one sees all over the place. In the second place, I don't give my consent.
JACK Your consent!
ALGERNON My dear fellow, Gwendolen is my first cousin. And before I allow you to marry her, you will have to clear up the whole question of Cecily. [Rings bell.]
JACK Cecily! What on earth do you mean? What do you mean, Algy, by Cecily! I don't know any one of the name of Cecily.
[Enter LANE.]
ALGERNON Bring me that cigarette case Mr. Worthing
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